It happened over night, maybe it was supernatural. Suddenly, I was in love with Jar Jar Binks, again. I even wanted to change my name to Lady Jar Jar on facebook, but the authorities wouldn’t let me.
It can’t be a coincidence that as my favourite ruler, Queen Amidala is from the same planet as Jar Jar. I want to visit Naboo on my next trip.
Recently, I got this lovely talking Jar Jar doll and it’s also a speaking clock. It keeps on giving. So I spend the afternoons teaching this little wonder how to walk. I feel like a sextraterrestrial teacher waiting for the next nabooty call.