Halloqween!

For this year’s Halloqween we’re excited to bring Bunny Michael to the Hotnuts stage. She’s the Nature Slut Telepathic Goddess from the future. Bunny is coming in from Brooklyn with her DJ/producer Bruno Coviello (Light Asylum).

Hosted by Mary Messhausen
With Buzz Huneedew and Peg Zilla
DJs Produzentin & Das Hussy

Friday, October 31st, 10:30am, $10
The Garrison
1197 Dundas St W @ Ossignton

Make sure to check out Bunny Michael and Hotnuts in NOW and an interview with Bunny in dailyXtra.

Hotnuts Halloqween with Bunny Michael

Come as a nature slut veg qween in your highest potato wedge heels and win $100 in our best costume contest! Here are some toptions:
*** Aubergenie in a bottle
*** McCauliflower Culkin
*** Asparagus van Sant
*** Mariah Carrot
*** Celery Dion
*** Saladin
*** Heavy Petting Zucchini
*** Porn on the Cob
*** Mileek Cyrus
*** Denzel Squashington

It’s Halloqween!

Join us for the alien invasion at the off-limits Hotnuts Halloqween Area 69. We’re awaiting the rise of an advanced polygender species from the cross-pollination of low hanging spore fog and reproductive dumplings.

Win a trip to the outer rim of Uranus in our best alien life form costume contest
(trip valued at $100)

Performances by Miss Fluffy Souffle & Fay Slift & friends
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
DJs das hussy and Produzentin

Saturday, October 26, 10:30 pm
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W @ Ossignton

$8 before 11:30 / $10 after
El Bear Ho and Brend-Ova at the door

This time the outfit toptions are AssTrollogy inspired:
– ShE.T.
– Ferengay
– Xenu Xena
– Crocs Circles

– MySpace Junk
– Lea Delorean
– Men in Black Holes
– Stargape
– Alien Shartifacts
– Captain PrickHard
– Ass Invaders

– Ghost Lusters vs Thrusters
– KD Krang vs KD Kang
– Martina Navratilovalien
– Lunafish

And for all of you who want to go on Troll Wars we have The Triple X Files for you:
– Princess Labia
– Barf Vader
– C3P-HO
– Queen Amidildo
– Pizza The Hutt (or any creature from Space Balls)

HALLOQWEEN