Serena: He asked me to pose for him, in his studio. To be his muse.
Blair: And you said yes?
Serena: Why not? It is romantic.
Blair: No, it’s a death trap. Being a muse never works out.
Serena: Plenty of women have been both lover and muse to famous artists. Like Picasso.
Blair: Serena, a guy starts out in his blue period and everything’s great. But it’s only a matter of time until he’s all into cubism and it’s some other girl’s eye coming out of her forehead.
From the latest Gossip Girl episode, All About My Brother.
I almost couldn’t stop taking screen caps and typing dialogue. OOC.
S: You don’t even like Asher.
B: I didn’t like last seasons Louis Vuitton patchwork bag either but that doesn’t mean I wanna see it all over town on Jenny Humphry’s arm.
R: I know Serena went through a similar phase.
L: If Serena’s indiscretions were as PG as Jenny’s I wouldn’t needed the botox.
GG: This just in. Asher Hornsby spotted locking lips before class but not with his girlfriend.
G: Eric’s found himself a new boyfriend.
E: Excuse me.
L: This doesn’t make any sense, because that would mean that Eric is… And he’s not… He’s just not… Are you? Oh God…
E: When I was at Ostroff, I met this guy and we were going through a lot of the same stuff. And now, that guy, he is dating Jenny.
S: Wait, you are the mystery guy that Asher was spotted kissing?
BG1: Oh my god, Blair crashed Jenny’s party.
BG2: Jenny’s gonna freak.
B: Wait and learn, ladies. The most important parties to attend are the ones you are not invited to.
E: Gossip Girl was right, Asher was kissing someone this morning. Me.
E: I’m gay and so are you.
A: Get this faggot out of here.
E to B: Go ahead and do it.
A: What did you just do?
B: You’ll see.
I have to confess, I’m a bit addicted to Gossip Girl. Don’t judge.
Click the graphic below to get the full picture of the Gossip Girl relations onscreen vs. offscreen. Basically, it’s the same on and off.
Just in case you hadn’t noticed, those were the first signs of my addiction.
Received a pink laser cut silk scarf made out of circles from the Margiela spring/summer collection 2003 in the mail today. New with tags. Stunning.
English lesson of the day:
The ‘pen’ in ‘penalised’ can be pronounced like the ‘pen’ in ‘penis’.
Can you use it in a sentence, please?
You will be penalised.
If you are in Canada, CTV is now streaming a couple of TV shows for free, like Lost, Desperate Housewives, Degrassi, etc. No Gossip Girl, though.
p. seen at Pizza Pizza having her first slice of pizza with dipping sauce (cheddar jalapeno).
p. (at a club, leaving her hoody on): “I want to look like Jay-Z”
m.: “You look like Beyonce on a bad day.”