Od’d on Gaudi

I’m basically overdosed on Gaudi.

Please send all your broken colorful tiles to my attention and I’ll prepare a turtle world out of them that will rival the Sagrada Familia but gayer. It shall be called “Gay Guell Tortuga (Gay)”. It shall take 77 years to be completed but it will not be finished ever. Think of it as an objet.

The turtle world will provide happiness to all people and will open everyday at 9 am. But the best pictures can be taken before 8 am, before the tourist busses arrive.

The merchandise shop will be open 24 h. The customers will be served free water.

Turtle World (Rendering 1)

Bearcelona: The Gaudi Years

#2 Barcelona

Aus dem Top 10 Reisefüher Barcelona, unter Schwulen- und Lesbentreffs, #2:

Dietrich Gay Teatro Cafe
Dieser trendige Schwulen-Club verfügt sogar über einen eigenen Garten. Zuweilen treten in den goldfarbenen Interieurs zu House-Musik oder Garagen-Rock Drag Queens, Tänzer und Akrobaten auf.

All About My Brother

From the latest Gossip Girl episode, All About My Brother.
I almost couldn’t stop taking screen caps and typing dialogue. OOC.

S: You don’t even like Asher.
B: I didn’t like last seasons Louis Vuitton patchwork bag either but that doesn’t mean I wanna see it all over town on Jenny Humphry’s arm.

R: I know Serena went through a similar phase.
L: If Serena’s indiscretions were as PG as Jenny’s I wouldn’t needed the botox.

GG: This just in. Asher Hornsby spotted locking lips before class but not with his girlfriend.

G: Eric’s found himself a new boyfriend.
E: Excuse me.
…
L: This doesn’t make any sense, because that would mean that Eric is… And he’s not… He’s just not… Are you? Oh God…
S: Eric?

E: When I was at Ostroff, I met this guy and we were going through a lot of the same stuff. And now, that guy, he is dating Jenny.
S: Wait, you are the mystery guy that Asher was spotted kissing?

BG1: Oh my god, Blair crashed Jenny’s party.
BG2: Jenny’s gonna freak.
B: Wait and learn, ladies. The most important parties to attend are the ones you are not invited to.

E: Gossip Girl was right, Asher was kissing someone this morning. Me.
…
E: I’m gay and so are you.
A: Get this faggot out of here.

E to B: Go ahead and do it.
A: What did you just do?
B: You’ll see.

The Final Nail to the Coffin

I am devastated. This is the end.

As you know, I deserved to win at the Gay Bloggies.
The Best Canadian Blog award is mine. I was at the Rockies, Tim Hortons, the Niagara Falls. I’ve been to Dildo, Newfoundland. I even visited a Sugarshack. How much more Canadian can you be?

Why can the whole interweb vote, when it was already clear that produzentin.com is the winner? I hate democracy. I’m fuming!

Congratulations to the winner, bravehound.com, whose most recent post is about a VERY interesting Nokia headset. He is Borg. Don’t judge.

Thanks to all who voted for me.
This is the end. Basta

Now: Gay Bloggies. Vote for produzentin.

If you have voted yesterday, please vote again, it was only the test voting page.
If you haven’t voted before, please read on…

produzentin.com is nominated for 2 Gay Bloggies: Best Diva and Best Canadian Blog.
In the Best Diva category I am shortlisted with Bryanboy, Lady Bunny and Rupaul.
So, I feel like I already won a prize. But vote for me, ok?

And this is exactly how you can make produzentin über happy glücklich:
Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.

I hope all you super sweet readers have multiple email accounts. If you don’t have a lot of time, vote for me in the Best Diva and Best Canadian Blog categories only.
And don’t forget to click on the validation email after you voted.
Get me to #1. Vote.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Someone For The Man

I became a Scissor Sisters fan when I heard their single Electrobix, the gay gayness anthem, which didn’t make it on the first album. Then, before their debut album was released, I discovered the demo album. It was very pop, had great synths, danceable beats. Some of the best dance tracks didn’t make it to the final release and I wondered why.

Two of my favourite demo songs are Someone To Touch and Step Aside For The Man. Did they sample the beats or was it their own programming? Only recently I found out that Step Aside For The Man samples So Many Men So Little Time by Miquel Brown (via). Can someone tell me if the Scissor Sisters used a sample for Someone To Touch?

Hurry, download the two songs and tell me. xoxo.

I just came back to the Scissor Sisters because the demo album is still the best.
I really tried to listen to their latest, Ta-Dah.