The Social Nutswork

For Hotnuts: The Social Nutswork Mary Messhausen handed out Oscarettes for Best Armani outfits. Salvation Armani that is. The House of Monroe took the stage afterwards with Twisted, Vixxen and Snoopy vogueing in total pre-Oscar ├╝ber red carpet celebration. After their drops, Twisted mc’ed a runway battle with Peggles, Vanessa, Duncy and Splits.

Hotnuts is taking a break in March, we’re back April 23rd.

More pictures after the jump & more on flickr.

Mary and proddy

das hussy and Oliver

da priced pig ho

Mikiki

Vivienne

Peggles

serving serious ass: Sho Sho

proddy and the interwebz

Mary and Minus Smile

House of Monroe: Vixxen

House of Monroe: Twisted mcing

Peg Vanessa

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Hotnuts Twincest

Thanks to all the twins and other creatures that made Hotnuts Twincest a truly incestuous night.

Fay Slift performed Get Outta My Way and Vivienne gave us a Total Eclipse of the Heart. Also, our favourite nurse got baked with a dope cake. Check all the pictures after the jump – 100 on flickr – lot’s of floor rolling fun.

The next Hotnuts is on February 26 and part of the month long 5 Year Beaver Birthday Celebrations. It’s going to be festive!

Proddy and Mary

El Bear Ho and Oliver

Peg and Twany

Vanessa and Phons

Kylie and Grady

Fragile Twins

Glenda and Miss Simpson

The Monster Arrives

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MiniMix – Get Your Face Did

I just did a little mini mix of my current favourites for your pleasure. It’s a bit patchworky and choppy, excuse me, I did my nails! Just paint your face while listening, but hurry up it’s only 27 min.

A Taste Of The Honeys – Essential (DJ Minx’s Queen Beats) / Jill Jones – Mia Bocca (Dub)
A Taste Of The Honeys – Essential (Nick Holder’s Essential Mix)
Mercury – Grand Prix De Monaco
Hercules & Love Affair – My House (Leo Zero Remix)
Prince Nifty – Fine Grind
Aaron-Carl – Crucified (Boddhi Satva’s Dub Mix)
Sister Sledge – Thinking of You (Dimitri from Paris Remix)
Beth Ditto – Do You Need Someone

Hotnuts Teargas & Tassles

In the wake of the police going crazy all over town because of the G20 summit, it felt so right that Mikiki took the performance to the street and the back alley behind The Beaver. The crowd followed Mikiki around the block & M gave everyone rotten tomatoes to throw at him. By doing so he told us, we were killing his ego. He set an example for all of us.

It was such a fun night. Thank you for taking over.

Mary Messhausen’s “Lube Not Oil” dress is her own creation.
My dress from the Margiela photocopy line.
Pink vuvuzela imported by Bitz. YAY!

More pics after the jump. Much more on flickr.

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Hotbox Hotnuts

Wow. That was a great 4 year anniversary party. Thanks for a fun filled night. Jamaica set the stage on fire. Her dj companion, DJ No Problem, provided distorted dance hall beats to “Jump Up And Wave”. The energy levels were through the roof! And Jamaica is one bendy queen.

Before and after Jamaica’s performance, DJ Mi-Nuh Care (@JeremyLaing) played the finest reggae and dance hall songs. One of the hits of the night was “Twice My Age“, with the wonderful lyrics: “I’m in love with a man nearly twice my age.” I also loved that Mi-Nuh Care played the annoying but fun “Rich Girl”. When I started djing, the dance floor was already cooking with hot riddims. It was all 4 to the floor from then on. I was so happy to finally play the Riva Starr remix of Royal T. And Circles.

Of course, Mary was up to no good with dem boyz & queens and caught a major shlong. So kai kai.

Peg, the drag baby (some say from hell), was in the kitchen all afternoon and prepared some yummy cookies for us. El Bear Ho couldn’t stop eating them and was kind of baked the minute we arrived at The Beaver. We had to pump one liter of Coke down her throat to bring her back to party.

Mary Messhausen and my make-up by Margot. Our dresses by Mary.
NSFW after the jump. Tons more on flickr.

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Remembering Will Munro at Hotnuts

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4 Years O’Hotnuts

This is our 4 year anniversary party. It’s official, we’re the granny night at The Beaver.
Come early to avoid line uppppppp.

It’s for real. This time we’re having dance hall queen Jamaica Lioness-Fischer as the performeress. She told us she eats herbs for breakfast. And that’s why Jamaica couldn’t be more appropriate for Hotbox Hotnuts. YAY!

Hosted by Mary Messhausen
DJs Mi-Nuh Care (aka Jeremy Laing) and produzentin
Door: El Bear Ho

Saturday, May 29th, 10:30pm

The Beaver
1192 Queen St. W.
$5 cover, free in drag

Touch the HotBox

Let It Burn

Recently, I started asking friends at parties what their all time favourite song is. Usually, people enter in a kind of blank stare, hypnotized mode, thinking hard & going back in time through a wormhole. Before I get to bored, waiting for um-teen minutes for an answer, I blare out: “Mine is Burn by Usher.” Most of the time, this is greeted with laughter, disbelief and mockery. I don’t care, ’cause the haters can’t take Burn away from me.

Also, a lot of people don’t seem to remember that I’m in the video. It was a very exciting time in my life when Usher’s manager called and said: “Ush wants and needs you in his next clip.” I just screamed into the phone: “Where is my flight ticket?” and hung up. Next thing you know, I was in L.A. shooting a video with Usher under burning palm trees. My love was burning up for him. SO HOT.

Of course, I’m totally into lyrics of the song. At the beginning, Usher is so sure that the relationship is over. Only when he calls his new “girlfriends” by the ex’s name, he realizes the big mistake. But Usher knows, the boss lady ain’t coming back. So he has to: LET IT BURN.

He loved this picture of me, so demure.
Ok, I’m not really in this frame, but we did a photo shoot for the big picture on the wall.

Always on his back.
This scene features a one of a kind Usher jacket with a print of me in Japanese drag on the back. So cute.

Hello, Ushy, I'm behind you!
Another fun Burn moment. I mean does he even recognize I’m still thurr for him? As you can see, I was trying my hardest to get noticed.

Stop the engines, Ush, Boss Lady on the road!
I ruined a couple of shots for this scene on purpose. I wanted to show my pretty make up and always turned around to blink my lashes. This would have been so good. Anyways, it was lots of fun to stop Ushy in the middle of the road. Total Boss Lady style.

And now, just check out the full clip. Burn.