Hotnuts on a WilderMess Safari

This was the biggest Hotnuts yet and we almost got lost in the WilderMess. I really wouldn’t have mind if there was no way out. So much fun at The Garrison. Thanks everybody for coming out and dressing up.

The HD stage really got the girls going. Mary re-wrote MJB’s hit into a Deep InsideHer Ass. Then, the grinding wonder Miss Jamaica took over with her 4:20 heavy jams. The staggering beats by Dj No Problem got us whining & screaming. Such a hot WilderMess!

Watch clips of Miss Jamaica’s and Mary’s performances after the jump.
Also, more pictures and all pics on flickr.

We’re back for Pride – Saturday, June 30th with extended license till 4am. Get ready for retox!

In the meantime, connect with Hotnuts:
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*** Join the Hotnuts Facebook group

New stage - old dolls

Miss Jamaica on stage

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Erin and OMG, is that Frank?

El WilderMess Bear Ho

Darren!

Oliver

You're cute!

Regina - so mysterious

Lady Shebra

Michael & Bobby

Brandy & hussy

Luis and Minus Smile

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Genie in a Hotnut

This is the last Hotnuts at The Beaver. After 5 years of fun, we’re sad to leave but also looking forward to new adventures. Hotnuts will be back at a new venue after a summer break.

Make this a scheherazadian night & dress up with us for Genie in a Hotnut: Return to Dubai! Let the Fata Morgana come down on The Beaver.

For this special occasion we have two performers:

Gentlelady Regina
Her first ever performance was on the Hotnuts stage in September 2010. Since then, Regina and the Light Fires have taken the city by storm.

Doc Nancy
She’s Proddy’s drag mother. We spent months convincing her to make the trip from Frankfurt and leave the home for elderly people behind.

Hosted by Mary Messhausen
DJs das hussy and produzentin

The Beaver, 1192 Qween St. W.
FRIDAY, June 24, 10:30 pm

Door: El Bear Ho
$5, free in drag

Arabian Nights!

Hotnuts at The Lobster Beach Resort

That was the perfect 5th Hotnuts anniversary. Thank you all for dressing up and packing the Lobster Beach Resort.

Keith Cole’s performance took a couple of hours as he installed a Hotnuts birthday sign across the street from The Beaver. The scaffolding of the Bohemian Embassy never looked so beautiful. The audience inside couldn’t be happier: they got a shower of pink lobster spawn from Mary and me and hot clam chowder from Wilbur Junior. What more can you ask for, really?

Check out the pics after the jump, much more on flickr.

Mary and my dress by Mary Messhausen.
Our make up by Miss Margot.

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LikeNuts

We have set up a new Hotnuts facebook page to send invites to parties and post pictures. The old Hotnuts facebook group is going to shut down soon. So please, hit that LIKE button, because we’d love to stay in touch with you.

Our 5 year anniversary is coming up on Saturday, May 28: Hotnuts at the Lobster Beach Resort.
More on that soon.

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Mannequin Bingo Troll Hotnuts

Lady Darling took the stage and made love to her sister mannequin sex troll doll. All the bingo trolls in the house were screaming: BINGO! It was almost like on Planet Bingo. Just fyi: Bingo means troll in Bingonese.

More pics after the jump and all trolls on flickr.

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All the sexy trolls

dj hussy troll

butch door bear troll

sex doll troll

fat baby troll and trolliver

psy-chic tv troll and mary troll

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The Social Nutswork

For Hotnuts: The Social Nutswork Mary Messhausen handed out Oscarettes for Best Armani outfits. Salvation Armani that is. The House of Monroe took the stage afterwards with Twisted, Vixxen and Snoopy vogueing in total pre-Oscar über red carpet celebration. After their drops, Twisted mc’ed a runway battle with Peggles, Vanessa, Duncy and Splits.

Hotnuts is taking a break in March, we’re back April 23rd.

More pictures after the jump & more on flickr.

Mary and proddy

das hussy and Oliver

da priced pig ho

Mikiki

Vivienne

Peggles

serving serious ass: Sho Sho

proddy and the interwebz

Mary and Minus Smile

House of Monroe: Vixxen

House of Monroe: Twisted mcing

Peg Vanessa

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Doc Nancy’s New Math Kwizz

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Dear quizzers,

After a way too long break I finally found the time for a new mathematical quiz on the occasion of my birthday.

Exactly three years ago I celebrated my 25th birthday in the Australian summer. As you all know they have the cutest animals down under: wombats, possums, duckbill platypi and roos. I loved all of them. But most interesting I found a strange breed of chameleons I was able to observe at an outback farm. These chameleons are either black or silver or pink. But they don’t change their color in order to disguise themselves like ordinary chameleons they changed their color according to some strange mechanism.

Whenever two chameleons of different colors snuggle up together they switch to the third color. Like when a black and a siver chameloeon snuggle they both turn pink and so on. When two chameleons have the same color, nothing happens. As these cute little creatures need a lot of love, this mechanism provided a wonderfull natural phenomen. They changed their color back and forth and i was immediately mesmerized. But suddendly i realized that as soon as all chameleons on the farm have the same color they will not be able to change their color anymore. Stricken with fear i counted them. There were 13 black, 15 silver and 17 pink chameleons.

Then I started thinking, if it might be possible that these 45 chameleons all have the same color at some point because they snuggle up in an awkward order. What do you think: Is it possible that this happens – even if it is very unlikely – or is it generally impossible? Please don’t hesitate to ask if you have anymore questions. I am looking forward to your answers and your arguments.

Full of love and numbers, your
Dr. Nancy

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Photos by Sabine Reitmaier