Our frenemy Peg Zilla is still in detention in Australia. That didn’t stop her from collecting tons of web garbage and copy & tasting it for this video invite for Hotnuts Christmas with CHRISTEENE.
Toronto Pride Toptions
Can’t wait for Pride weekend and all the Jägispresso shots. Check out Mary and my schedule below.
Saturday: Hotnuts Christmas with CHRISTEENE
Is it that time of year already? That’s right, it’s Christmas! Pride is gonna be extra festive this year, we’re sending a crisco fueled jet alllllll the way to TexAss to pick up international skank superstar CHRISTEENE and DJ JJ Booya.
Celebrate with us at the Canadian re…lease party for CHRISTEENE’s first album ‘WASTE UP, KNEEZ DOWN‘ (iTunes). This self produced 13 track album chronicles CHRISTEENE’s tumultuous life throughout the past 3 years, delving deep into the back rooms, bright lights, and burnt offerings of this talented nightmare.
Check out all CHRISTEENE videos, xpecially “Tears from my Pussy“, “African Mayonnaise” and “Bustin’ Brown“. Them festive jingle balls will be ringing loud and hard.
We’ve got an Xtended Xmas LickHer Licence till 4am.
This will be one Christmas to remember – if you’re able to.
To get you in the skanky HO-liday mood, here are some outfit toptions:
– The Holy Ghost Whisperer
– Crib-wetting Baby Jebus
– Old, frankincest & mHer
– Virgin bloody Mary
– Santa Gayby
– The North Hole
– Pornstar of David
– Rudolf the Rosebuded Reindeer
– The Three Wise Vagi
– Snow baller
– Snort machine
Saturday, June 30 – 10:30 pm to 4:30 am
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W
CHRISTEENE performance at midnight
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
Xmas guest star Regina The GentleLady
Djs das hussy, produzentin and Bitz play gingerbread house all night long
El Bear Ho serving the door
$10 limited presale tickets at
Rotate This – 801 Qween St W. @ Niagara
Soundscape – 572 College St. @ Manning
$12 at the door
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Friday: Screeening CHRISTEENE
Friday, June 29 – 8 pm to 10 pm
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W
Video screening and Q&A with CHRISTEENE and PJ Raval
Presented by CFMDC and Hotnuts
Hosted by Mary Messhausen and produzentin
$5 cover at the door
CHRISTEENE will be giving pride weekend the skanky start it deserves with a screening of music videos released through the singer’s collaborative efforts with award winning filmmaker and cinematographer, PJ Raval. Screen gems such as ‘Tears From My Pussy’, ‘African Mayonnaise’ and ‘Bustin’ Brown’ will be screened followed by a Q&A with CHRISTEENE, PJ Raval and DJ JJ Booya.
Friday: Party City
WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO PARTY CITY WHERE YOU CAME FROM?!??!
*******LARRY TEE (NYC/LONDON)*******
Special performance by Betti Forde
Hosted by Cotton Venus, Scooter and Sammy D
Friday, June 29
The Garrison 1197 Dundas St W
$10 before 11, more after. Arrive early.
Thursday: THUMPER – Scissor Sisters Afterparty
Mary Messhausen, produzentin, and Scooter would like to invite you to get thumped at THUMPER!
Scissor Sisters are coming to Toronto on Thursday the 28th so let’s show them a good time while they’re in town! This will be the kick off to your Pride weekend so get cute and… come out.
DJs of the night:
Sammy Jo (Scissor Sisters Tour DJ)
Travis (W E A K E N D S P R E L U D E)
1265 Dundas St W
$5 or free with your concert stub
Michael’s First Christmas
I only had this clip on my facebook, but it really belongs here. This is a clip of Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor as they celebrate Christmas in 1993. Best ever Xmas.
My One Wish For Christmas
The greatest Christmas movie ever made.
(John Waters, who provides an audio commentary on the DVD)
I want to watch this movie on Christmas Eve.
Who is going to order it for me and make me the Xmas present of the year?
I’ll write a review. I pomise. Pomise. Pomise.
Want it. Want it. Want it. Want it. Want it. Want it. Want it. Want it.
Need it. Need it. Need it. Need it. Need it. Need it. Need it. Need it.
I hope it is not the biggest slasher, though this might not be possible. I had enough blood this year, when a friend invited me to see Apocalypto last week. But I enjoyed watching it in Yukatek Maya.