Had the best time at the first Stargayzer festival in Austin, TX
Hotnuts BooT Dance in Austin
We’re very excited to bring our moist Hotnuts from TorontHO down south for the Queerbomb weekend. Come and ravish our Austin virginity!
Get soaked in the early Sunday evening BooT Dance vibes.
How hawt is your hangover? How deep is your love? How big is your BooT?
Mary, proddy and CHRISTEENE present: Hotnuts BooT Dance
Sunday, June 2nd – 7pm to 11pm
Cheer Up Charlie’s
1104 E 6 St., Austin, TX
*** Mary Messhausen and CHRISTEENE
*** Mary Messhausen
& more added soon
*** das hussy
*** and the very special JJ Booya
Watch your wallets
*** Mary’s daughter Peg Zilla is so broke(n) she’ll steal your e-dentity.
CHRISTEENE keeps it hawt, creepy & full of bunnies in Big Shot.
Hotnuts Christmas with CHRISTEENE
This has been the skaniest and most festive Christmas ever. CHRISTEENE kicked the xmas baubles hard. NOW Magazine writes that CHRISTEENE was like Beyonce on bath salts. Really, what more could we have asked for? Watch clips of CHRISTEENE with DJ JJ Booya performing 39-34-39 and Tears From My Pussy at Hotnuts. Both songs are from the just released album WASTE UP, KNEEZ DOWN.
The show started when Mary Messhausen took the stage – wrapped in bows. As it was the birthday of dj das hussy, we had a cake in shape of a vinyl record for our fav lezzie. Of course the cake was vegan.
Then, the Gentlelady Regina opened with her hawt buttered version of the Fiona Apple song Hot Knife.
More photos after the jump – all on flickr.
Check out OMGBLOG for an interview with CHRISTEENE by Mary and proddy.
There is also a limited free download of African Mayonnaise.
From Australia with Love
Our frenemy Peg Zilla is still in detention in Australia. That didn’t stop her from collecting tons of web garbage and copy & tasting it for this video invite for Hotnuts Christmas with CHRISTEENE.
Toronto Pride Toptions
Can’t wait for Pride weekend and all the Jägispresso shots. Check out Mary and my schedule below.
Saturday: Hotnuts Christmas with CHRISTEENE
Is it that time of year already? That’s right, it’s Christmas! Pride is gonna be extra festive this year, we’re sending a crisco fueled jet alllllll the way to TexAss to pick up international skank superstar CHRISTEENE and DJ JJ Booya.
Celebrate with us at the Canadian re…lease party for CHRISTEENE’s first album ‘WASTE UP, KNEEZ DOWN‘ (iTunes). This self produced 13 track album chronicles CHRISTEENE’s tumultuous life throughout the past 3 years, delving deep into the back rooms, bright lights, and burnt offerings of this talented nightmare.
Check out all CHRISTEENE videos, xpecially “Tears from my Pussy“, “African Mayonnaise” and “Bustin’ Brown“. Them festive jingle balls will be ringing loud and hard.
We’ve got an Xtended Xmas LickHer Licence till 4am.
This will be one Christmas to remember – if you’re able to.
To get you in the skanky HO-liday mood, here are some outfit toptions:
– The Holy Ghost Whisperer
– Crib-wetting Baby Jebus
– Old, frankincest & mHer
– Virgin bloody Mary
– Santa Gayby
– The North Hole
– Pornstar of David
– Rudolf the Rosebuded Reindeer
– The Three Wise Vagi
– Snow baller
– Snort machine
Saturday, June 30 – 10:30 pm to 4:30 am
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W
CHRISTEENE performance at midnight
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
Xmas guest star Regina The GentleLady
Djs das hussy, produzentin and Bitz play gingerbread house all night long
El Bear Ho serving the door
$10 limited presale tickets at
Rotate This – 801 Qween St W. @ Niagara
Soundscape – 572 College St. @ Manning
$12 at the door
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Friday: Screeening CHRISTEENE
Friday, June 29 – 8 pm to 10 pm
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W
Video screening and Q&A with CHRISTEENE and PJ Raval
Presented by CFMDC and Hotnuts
Hosted by Mary Messhausen and produzentin
$5 cover at the door
CHRISTEENE will be giving pride weekend the skanky start it deserves with a screening of music videos released through the singer’s collaborative efforts with award winning filmmaker and cinematographer, PJ Raval. Screen gems such as ‘Tears From My Pussy’, ‘African Mayonnaise’ and ‘Bustin’ Brown’ will be screened followed by a Q&A with CHRISTEENE, PJ Raval and DJ JJ Booya.
Friday: Party City
WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO PARTY CITY WHERE YOU CAME FROM?!??!
*******LARRY TEE (NYC/LONDON)*******
Special performance by Betti Forde
Hosted by Cotton Venus, Scooter and Sammy D
Friday, June 29
The Garrison 1197 Dundas St W
$10 before 11, more after. Arrive early.
Thursday: THUMPER – Scissor Sisters Afterparty
Mary Messhausen, produzentin, and Scooter would like to invite you to get thumped at THUMPER!
Scissor Sisters are coming to Toronto on Thursday the 28th so let’s show them a good time while they’re in town! This will be the kick off to your Pride weekend so get cute and… come out.
DJs of the night:
Sammy Jo (Scissor Sisters Tour DJ)
Travis (W E A K E N D S P R E L U D E)
1265 Dundas St W
$5 or free with your concert stub
EEEEEEEEW So Good
I’ve never seen a skank like her. Check out CHRISTEENE.
L O V E that she has D U M P written on her knuckles.
We’re fed big sugar-coated turds everyday on television and in the news and the magazines and we greedily eat it up like dirty babies. CHRISTEENE is giving you that stank turd without the diamond sugar on it. It’s the same thing. It’s the real thing. Eat it. (source)