Stargayzer

Had the best time at the first Stargayzer festival in Austin, TX

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@sindrisalad BAM!

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BUT FIRST LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

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She's 80/40 about it #stargayzer

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Hotnuts BooT Dance in Austin

HotnutsBooTDance

We’re very excited to bring our moist Hotnuts from TorontHO down south for the Queerbomb weekend. Come and ravish our Austin virginity!

Get soaked in the early Sunday evening BooT Dance vibes.
How hawt is your hangover? How deep is your love? How big is your BooT?

Mary, proddy and CHRISTEENE present: Hotnuts BooT Dance

Sunday, June 2nd – 7pm to 11pm
Cheer Up Charlie’s
1104 E 6 St., Austin, TX

Hosted by
*** Mary Messhausen and CHRISTEENE

Performances by
*** CHRISTEENE
*** Mary Messhausen
& more added soon

DJs
*** proddy
*** das hussy
*** and the very special JJ Booya

Watch your wallets
*** Mary’s daughter Peg Zilla is so broke(n) she’ll steal your e-dentity.

EEEEEEEEW So Good

I’ve never seen a skank like her. Check out CHRISTEENE.
L O V E that she has D U M P written on her knuckles.

We’re fed big sugar-coated turds everyday on television and in the news and the magazines and we greedily eat it up like dirty babies. CHRISTEENE is giving you that stank turd without the diamond sugar on it. It’s the same thing. It’s the real thing. Eat it. (source)

Thx ShoSho