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Schlumpadinka Couture

Shlumpadinka

The days of deep hibernation are over, but we’re still full on shlumpadinkas! Yes, Oprah taught us in the ways of the shlumpadinka a long time ago and now we’re embracing the art of letting go. Come dance with us in your floppiest shlumpy tent! Fall out of bed & onto the dance floor.

To fill the room with super chillaxed vibes we’re very exited to have Macy Rodman from NYC with us. The Lazy Girl video is on heavy rotation in our beds. Macy recently released the debut EP HELP.
Join us to see Macy’s first performance in Canada and get HELP!

Take this shlumpadinka quiz!
If your answer is maybe to any question you may be a shlumpadinka:
* Is your birthstone melatonin?
* Is your favourite designer bed, bored & beyond?
* Is your favourite food deep fried anything?
* Are your nighties by Ralph LauRen, the father of Kylo Ren?
* Are you guilty of the nonstop frump?
* Are you in a really anal, nonstop relationship with a chocolate bar?
* Do your new friends ask you: are you on email?
* Are you pretty sure it’s the Chinese year of the sloth?
* Is your favourite InterNetflix show Watch Again?
* Are greasy food stains on your oversized clothing just a funky pattern to you?
* Have you ever used a plate of spaghetti as your comfy cushion?
* Is your goal step count a single digit?

We’re very happy to co-present this shlumpy night with Images Festival

April 16 – 10:30pm
The Garrison
1197 Dundas W @ Ossignton

Hosted by Mary Messhausen
With Buzz and Peg
Djs Produzentin and Das Hussy

$15 Door – $10 before 11:30pm
$10 with Images ticket stub of Conundrum Clinique screening

Join Us at the Hotnuts Open Barn

Hotnuts Pride Poster

Join us at the Hotnuts Farm for total Pride oinkstasy – our barn doors are wide open! AVAN LAVA from NYC are gonna plow through our weed fields and tear up the Hotnuts stage! We saw them at the Stargayzer Festival in Austin last year and immediately knew we had to bring them to Toronto.

Saturday, June 27, 10:30pm to 4am
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W. @ Ossignton

Hosted by Mary Messhausen with Buzz Huneedew and Peg
DJs Produzentin, Das Hussy and Jeremy Glenn
$12 limited pre-sale tickets – $15 at door

Sow, get your outfit ready because the best things in life are gluten freaky at Hotnuts Open Barn! Here are some dress up toptions to get the early turd:

* Shitland Pony
* Free-range cluck-buddy
* Bull and Moolinda Gates (The Power Cowple)

* Oven fresh in-bread
* Wigs in a blanket
* Whole weed

* Chia LaBouef (whoreganic)
* Amy Swinehouse
* Heiffer Locklear

* GMOprah
* Crop top
* Tofurkey hole
* Molly had a little lamb

All species and LGBTTIQQ2S are welcome to join the Open Barn multiverse.

About AVAN LAVA
AVAN LAVA have staked their claim as one of New York’s most vibrant pop acts—a kind of natural bridge between late night club culture and kaleidoscopic pop theatricality. In doing so, the trio of Ian Pai (producer/drummer), Le Chev (producer/keyboard/guitar) and TC Milan (vocals) have earned a fervent fanbase and managed to bring their raucous live show to points all over the globe.

The band’s current EP — Make It Real — (released in March via Atlas Chair Records) serves as a euphoric pop blueprint for their increasingly dynamic live show: a communal party experience characterized by nonstop dancing, the occasional blast of confetti, and a profound sense of joy.

Join Us At The Sculpture Garden

Spring is just around the corner of a sexy rock bottom! Bust out your most gargoylian statue look and spend the night prancing around in the Hotnuts Sculpture Garden.

We’re very happy and excited to have our dear friend V Δ N E S S Δ taking over the stage. The front woman of the band LIONESS is going solo now & will be performing songs of her soon to be released debut EP.

Performance by V Δ N E S S Δ
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
With Buzz Huneedew and Peg
DJs Produzentin and Das Hussy

Saturday, March 28, 10:30pm to 4:30am
The Garrison
1197 Dundas St W. @ Ossignton
$10 at the door

Here are a some marbleous sculpture toptions:
*** Michelangehole
*** 50 Shades of Greyson Perry
*** Penis de Milo

*** Lana del Clay
*** Labronze James
*** Lance Brass

*** Sphinxter
*** Jeff Poons
*** Stone Minge

*** Maresin Carey
*** 3D Plinther
*** Bust a Rhymes
*** Nam Junebug Paik

Prepare to get carved in stone(d).

Sculpture Garden

Halloqween!

For this year’s Halloqween we’re excited to bring Bunny Michael to the Hotnuts stage. She’s the Nature Slut Telepathic Goddess from the future. Bunny is coming in from Brooklyn with her DJ/producer Bruno Coviello (Light Asylum).

Hosted by Mary Messhausen
With Buzz Huneedew and Peg Zilla
DJs Produzentin & Das Hussy

Friday, October 31st, 10:30am, $10
The Garrison
1197 Dundas St W @ Ossignton

Make sure to check out Bunny Michael and Hotnuts in NOW and an interview with Bunny in dailyXtra.

Hotnuts Halloqween with Bunny Michael

Come as a nature slut veg qween in your highest potato wedge heels and win $100 in our best costume contest! Here are some toptions:
*** Aubergenie in a bottle
*** McCauliflower Culkin
*** Asparagus van Sant
*** Mariah Carrot
*** Celery Dion
*** Saladin
*** Heavy Petting Zucchini
*** Porn on the Cob
*** Mileek Cyrus
*** Denzel Squashington

Stargayzer

Had the best time at the first Stargayzer festival in Austin, TX

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BUT FIRST LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

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Hotnuts presents Nomi Ruiz – It’s A Whole New World Pride

We are very excited to welcome Nomi Ruiz to Hotnuts for this year’s Pride!

Nomi is flying in all the way from Greece where she is currently wrapping up production of the second Jessica 6 album.
She will take over the Hotnuts stage and treat us to her hits! Also check back on the first Hercules & Love Affair album which included Nomi on the songs “You Belong”, “Hercules Theme” and “I’m Telling You”.

To get dolled up it’s going to be A Whole New World Pride. Yes, we’re going all the way down the Disney rabbit hole with an extended licence until 4am.

Saturday, June 28, 10:30 pm to 4:30 am
The Garrison
1197 Dundas St. W at Ossignton

Performance by Nomi Ruiz (Live PA) at 12:30
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
With Buzz Huneedew and Peg Zilla
DJs Jeremy Glenn, Produzentin & Das Hussy

Lots of $15 tickets at the door
Limited presale tickets are sold out now

Your dress up toptions include:
* Sex Toy Story starring Woody and Buzzzzzzz
* 101 Trollmatians
* Ginderella
* Sleeping Judge Judy

* Captain Hooker
* The Lion King Kong
* Mary Poppers
* John Sharter

* Finding Homo
* HercuLEZ
* 3 Dirty Pigs

* The Ladyboy and the Tramp
* Peter Pancake
* Blow White

Hotnuts Nomi

Hurls Night Out! Hotnuts Betchelorette

Always a Betchelorette, never a bridegroom. Your happiest dream is coming true: one night in a perpetual Betchelorette loop. Get your stretch limo marks ready and bring your best vom-it girls. It’s hurls night out!

Performances by
*** Nancy Bocock
*** Mary Messhausen
*** Peg Zilla
*** and Buzz Darling with her first show

Hotnuts Betchelorette
Saturday, March 29 – 10:30 pm
Door $8 before 11:30 – $10 after

The Garrison
1197 Dundas St W @ Ossignton

Hosted by Mary Messhausen
Djs produzentin and das hussy

Betchelorette

We got some xxtra festive oufit ideas to party like the bridegroom is going to be left at the altar:

– Butchelorette
– BriDOLL
– Bride to Beetlejuice

– Lord of the ring bearers
– Common Outlaw
– Weeding Cake
– High Priest

– Chip & Dipendale #foodie
– Betchelorette Degree in Fun
– Mother of the shroom
– Four weddings and a furry hole
– Made of Horror

– Breast Man
– Gif registry
– Judas Priestess

– De-flower girls
– Justice of the piece of ass
– Vicar in a Muumuu

It’s Halloqween!

Join us for the alien invasion at the off-limits Hotnuts Halloqween Area 69. We’re awaiting the rise of an advanced polygender species from the cross-pollination of low hanging spore fog and reproductive dumplings.

Win a trip to the outer rim of Uranus in our best alien life form costume contest
(trip valued at $100)

Performances by Miss Fluffy Souffle & Fay Slift & friends
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
DJs das hussy and Produzentin

Saturday, October 26, 10:30 pm
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W @ Ossignton

$8 before 11:30 / $10 after
El Bear Ho and Brend-Ova at the door

This time the outfit toptions are AssTrollogy inspired:
– ShE.T.
– Ferengay
– Xenu Xena
– Crocs Circles

– MySpace Junk
– Lea Delorean
– Men in Black Holes
– Stargape
– Alien Shartifacts
– Captain PrickHard
– Ass Invaders

– Ghost Lusters vs Thrusters
– KD Krang vs KD Kang
– Martina Navratilovalien
– Lunafish

And for all of you who want to go on Troll Wars we have The Triple X Files for you:
– Princess Labia
– Barf Vader
– C3P-HO
– Queen Amidildo
– Pizza The Hutt (or any creature from Space Balls)

HALLOQWEEN

Pridenuts: HI-NRG DOLLphins feat. HARD TON

For Pridenuts we’re dripping with excitement to present the Canadian premiere of the Italian duo HARD TON – all the way from Venice! The biggest disco queen of the XXI Century will thrust you to the next level with Sylvester-styled falsettos and the acid beats of DJ Wawashi.
*** Check their videos
*** HARD TON facebook page
*** HARD TON soundcloud page

And yes, Hotnuts is going HI-NRG with an underwater DOLLphins theme! Get dressed up as your favourite sea creature and dive deep into the party abyss. All species and LGBTTIQQ2S are welcome to join our underwater DOLLphin multi-verse.

Saturday, June 29, 10:30pm to 4:30 am
The Garrison
1197 Dundas St. West @ Ossignton

Performance by HARD TON at midnight
Hosted by Mary Messhausen
Djs Jeremy Glenn, das hussy and produzentin

$10 limited presale tickets *** NOW SOLD OUT ***
There are plenty of tickets at the door – come early to avoid disappointment.
$15 cover – El Bear Ho serving the door

Here are some of your dress up toptions for the underwater multi-verse:
* Sea Whores
* Octo Pussy Mom
* Great White Shart
* Nightinwhale
* Womanatee
* Sponge Slob
* Blingray
* UReeL
&
* DOLLphin (of course) and what about TROLLphin?

PRIDE

Hotnuts BooT Dance in Austin

HotnutsBooTDance

We’re very excited to bring our moist Hotnuts from TorontHO down south for the Queerbomb weekend. Come and ravish our Austin virginity!

Get soaked in the early Sunday evening BooT Dance vibes.
How hawt is your hangover? How deep is your love? How big is your BooT?

Mary, proddy and CHRISTEENE present: Hotnuts BooT Dance

Sunday, June 2nd – 7pm to 11pm
Cheer Up Charlie’s
1104 E 6 St., Austin, TX

Hosted by
*** Mary Messhausen and CHRISTEENE

Performances by
*** CHRISTEENE
*** Mary Messhausen
& more added soon

DJs
*** proddy
*** das hussy
*** and the very special JJ Booya

Watch your wallets
*** Mary’s daughter Peg Zilla is so broke(n) she’ll steal your e-dentity.