Dame Edna: What I See in the Mirror

My second Dame Edna post in a week, who knew?

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From The Guardian (via Lady Bunny)

“I have had a little cosmetic surgery. I had some crow’s feet added to my eyes because people said that I looked too young.”

“Does the ageing process worry me? Yes, it will do, when I start to age. Meanwhile, it worries me in other people because I have to keep repeating myself, talk louder and help them out of their chairs. And in my mother’s case purée her meals.

I invented diets and my most successful one is my famous “All Cake Diet”, exclusively of yummy cakes finally inducing nausea and projectile vomiting which is nature’s most effective weight-loss programme.”

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