All About My Brother

From the latest Gossip Girl episode, All About My Brother.
I almost couldn’t stop taking screen caps and typing dialogue. OOC.

S and B
S: You don’t even like Asher.
B: I didn’t like last seasons Louis Vuitton patchwork bag either but that doesn’t mean I wanna see it all over town on Jenny Humphry’s arm.

L and R
R: I know Serena went through a similar phase.
L: If Serena’s indiscretions were as PG as Jenny’s I wouldn’t needed the botox.

checking gossip girl
GG: This just in. Asher Hornsby spotted locking lips before class but not with his girlfriend.

E
G: Eric’s found himself a new boyfriend.
E: Excuse me.

L: This doesn’t make any sense, because that would mean that Eric is… And he’s not… He’s just not… Are you? Oh God…
S: Eric?

E and S
E: When I was at Ostroff, I met this guy and we were going through a lot of the same stuff. And now, that guy, he is dating Jenny.
S: Wait, you are the mystery guy that Asher was spotted kissing?

B
BG1: Oh my god, Blair crashed Jenny’s party.
BG2: Jenny’s gonna freak.
B: Wait and learn, ladies. The most important parties to attend are the ones you are not invited to.

E
E: Gossip Girl was right, Asher was kissing someone this morning. Me.

E: I’m gay and so are you.
A: Get this faggot out of here.

gossip girl
E to B: Go ahead and do it.
A: What did you just do?
B: You’ll see.

Author: produzentin

drag entity, pie hands & toptions

4 thoughts on “All About My Brother”

  1. i have no idea what they are talking about. I’m turning 20 in August and I already feel so old!!

    xo

  2. Produzentin, that you for all of your heard work. I would like to add my favorite line from the episode, which was indeed OOC:

    “Asher is just using your sister as a cover — it’s your brotherly duty to make sure she doesn’t become the next Katie Holmes.”

    OMG. Fierce!

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